Man Unveils Sex Robot That His Children Talk To And His Wife Has Sex With


Recently, I’ve really started to think that a sex robot might be the way forward for me.

God knows actual human women are completely unobtainable, so in my entirely unlovable state I’ve been forced to consider other means to improve my sex life and provide a little companionship.

I really don’t think it would be that bad; you always get to choose where you go out to eat, you can decide which movies to put on, and she won’t complain about my snoring.

Really, it’s a match made in heaven (via a sex robot factory).

Another bloke who can see the benefits of having an inanimate doll as a girlfriend is Arran Squire, who’s actually created his own robot called Samantha, that I imagine was born in a very similar fashion to Frankenstein (‘It’s alive, it’s alive!’)

Arran took his £3,5000 little darling onto ITV’s This Morning earlier today where presenters Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield were understandably amused and horrified.

What’s even weirder though, is that the Welshman already has a wife and two children that he actually allows to sit and talk with Samantha.

Talk about a dysfunctional family, fuck me. I wouldn’t mind but she’s not even that fit.

Also, I wonder if on parents evening he goes with Samantha or his actual wife. How awkward would that be for the teachers.

Anyway, Arran is a co-founder of Synthea Amatus, a website that sells lifelike sex robots that start from £2,000, and explained that Samantha has a ‘family mode’, which presumably stops her from demanding sex or, you know, taking over the world.

Holly was pretty taken aback by it all, asking: “But at some point they are going to know eventually that daddy has sex with Samantha and she isn’t mummy. Is that not a bit strange?”

Arran didn’t seem bothered though, being weirdly touchy-feely with the doll throughout whilst claiming that it was there to ‘help people’ rather than ‘replace women.’

And, just when you thought it couldn’t get any more fucked up, his wife was on hand to confirm that Samantha regularly joined them in bed where they often enjoyed threesomes together.

Asked if she was happy with it, she replied: “Yes I am. Me as a woman I am not offended to have her around. I am not worried [she will replace me]. She is just someone there like a family member.

“We’ve had fun with her. There is no worry about someone else or an affair, we don’t have to worry about disease.

How is she not mortified by revealing that on national TV?

What a greedy bastard though; he’s got two girlfriends and I can’t get one, real or otherwise. And what about poor old Samantha, she’s the real victim here. For the love of god has anyone taken into account her feelings?!

Nah, but in all seriousness they are both mental and I think someone should alert the powers that be…

Images via This Morning/ITV/iStock/Youtube

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