23 Of The Most Utterly Disgusting "Urban Dictionary" Entries

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For those of you of a certain age, you’re probably well aware of Urban Dictionary. If you’re not, you’re welcome in advance for giving you something to distract yourself from work for a couple of hours.

Essentially, it’s an encyclopedia of cultural slang and modern phrases for people to try to stay current and ‘down with the kids.’ You can also search for your name, which is always fun.

Here’s mine:

Joshua – 

A man who knows what he wants, and will do almost anything to get it. He fears nothing.His heart is beautiful, and only very few people have touched it. But he touches the hearts of many, and doesn’t even know it. His face is as beautiful and wonderful as his personality. The way his eyes light up when he smiles, could make your heart stop. Everyone that meets him will leave with a smile; he can make anyone laugh. Being smart is an understatement, genius would be a better word. Every girl who finds him wants him for herself.

It’s scarily accurate.

Anyway, there’s loads of weird and wonderful words and expressions on there with some pretty bizarre definitions.

Here’s some of the most random:

1.

I always wondered what that was called.

2.

Why do people do that?

3.

Romantic.

4.

Don’t lie, you know exactly what this is like.

5.

Me every morning.

6.

A step up.

7.

Always makes you jump.

8.

Great excuse for getting fat.

9.

Surely a gas mask is supposed to keep the gas out…

10.

Every. Time.

11.

I bet you know a few of these.

12.

There’s nothing worse.

13.

You sunk my battleship.

14.

Deeply unsettling.

15.

The worst kind of people.

16.

My friend James.

17.

That period is so nerve-racking.

18.

Someone please find a cure.

19.

Waste of a good sock but sounds worth it.

20.

 

Advisable to try on someone else’s toilet.

21.

I do this alllllll the time!

22.

I think it’s nice.

23.

At least you’re in the right place to wash it off.

Images via Urban Dictionary/iStock

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