Man Claims There's "No Evidence" That Women Orgasm And Gets Ripped To Shreds

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What I know about female orgasms can be written on the back of a postage stamp.

It’s hardly my fault, they just weren’t on my register when I was growing up. It’s a sad truth, but I was far too busy focusing on my own inadequacies and whether I’d be big enough in the tallywacker department or if I’d be any good at it to actually stop for a second and recognise that there’s another person besides me that would need satisfying.

As I’ve got older, you’ll be glad to know that I’ve become much more sexually aware, with me now being able to appreciate the art of selflessness in love making that makes me ideal boyfriend material for any single ladies out there who want a man who’s as willing to give as he is to receive.

Having said that, I still don’t really know why a G-spot is there and what it does, or what women’s cum actually is (is it piss?), but at least I’m aware that they exist, which is more than can be said for this next bloke.

Parker Molloy shared her friend Kyle’s post in which he questions if the female orgasm is real or not, concluding that there is “no conclusive physiological evidence” that they do.

Check out the ridiculous post below:

Kyle writes:

‘Do women actually orgasm? There is no conclusive physiological evidence of it. Men are very clear, obvious… but women not so much. One thing is clear, women are taught that they are SUPPOSED to orgasm. Perhaps it is an unreasonable myth? That would help explain why so many women are sexually ‘unsatisfied’.. Perhaps because they are expecting some defining moment like men have… Maybe a woman’s sexual experience is just totally different from a mans? [sic] I will study the issue further.’

Now, I can’t criticise someone for sharing their carnal musings with the world because I do it all the time, but at least mine are a little tongue in cheek. Kyle’s apparently serious contemplations on the female orgasm, however, have left more than a few people baffled.

And, as some people have pointed out, perhaps his findings are the result of him being so terrible in bed.

Others weren’t much help for Kyle whereas some women (rightly) just laughed in his face:

Kyle, buddy, as difficult as female orgasms are to induce, they are very, very much a real thing (so my predominantly female writing team tell me).

Images via Twitter/iStock/GIPHY

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